Mario Balotelli Gets Caught Short, Pops Into Local School To Use Toilets
By Alan Duffy
The usually ‘too cool for school’ Man City star Mario Balotelli was grateful to make use of the local educational facilities at a Manchester school on Thursday lunchtime, after the superstar was left in desperate need of a wee-wee.
The Italian striker shocked the students of Xaverian College when he got out of his Bentley and entered the grounds of the school in search of the loo.
18-year-old student Edward Gasson, said:
“Balotelli parked his Bentley outside then came in and was asking where the toilets were, then he went to the teacher’s staff room.
“After that he was just walking round campus like he owned the place and everyone was following him around.
“I’m a City fan so it was amazing to see him but it was a bit ridiculous for him to come here – you would never expect it to happen.”
Hanging around school kids – and around their toilets in particular – is prime dodgy ‘The Fonz-style’ behaviour, but somehow mad Mario’s antics still bring a smile to our faces.
Gawd bless ‘im!
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King of the toilet
It pays to be rich, you can use the bathroom everywhere and people will be happy you did. The rest of us would either have to piss our pants or shit ourselves if we were caught short.
Should have pissed in his glove box and sent the car to Fergie
That’s just you, I wear a nappy
The game needs more like him! simple as that
He just gets better…..Legend
Slightly loo-ny, that one…
His antics are magnificent and second-to-none. He may well be a slight twit at times, but he’s delightfully eccentric and over the top. No doubt about it.
HERO
i love him
hes gets odder and more hilaraious by the day
dont leave us mario!
The big question is: did or didn’t he try to sell any drugs to those kids? Cause you know, he’s a badboy4life.
@madjair Not drugs, he was asking the kids if they wanted to to buy illegal fireworks. He has too many and has to get rid of it.
one of my favourite players of all time
Legend !
Why Always Me?
You’ve gotta love Balotelli. How many other premier league footballers would walk into a school or a public place to take a piss? Most would hold it till they arrived at the nearest executive bathroom with the finest cotton towels and gold furnishings.
What a top bloke.
Trigger finger salute complete with long, gross finger nails. The children are our future.
Nothing he does surprises me anymore. But its never expected ;p
gotta love the guy!
he will be one of the remembered for decades to come.
LOL@ MR Sparkle.
Up yours at the haters of Super Mario