Snapshot: Mario Balotelli Takes His New Wheels Out For A Spin
By Chris Wright
A tiger-faced man grinning in the light as Mario Balotelli rides around on a little red bike with stabilisers in what appears to be a refrigerated meat warehouse/industrial kitchen.
This is all eerily similar to a dream I had last night…
Scoring a goal? No smile.
Riding a little red bikey wike? Grin from ear to ear.
Photo: Kickette


















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He’s just a big kid! Literally!
Old news is old. However… http://www.prideofmanchester.com/comedy/photos/justin4.jpg
Fitting for his mental age anyway.
I wanna be his friend !!
Daft as a brush
i wonder if all of mario’s friends have their faces painted like a tigers
You get the feeling he only plays football to pay for having fun