Snapshot: Mario Balotelli Takes His New Wheels Out For A Spin
By Chris Wright
A tiger-faced man grinning in the light as Mario Balotelli rides around on a little red bike with stabilisers in what appears to be a refrigerated meat warehouse/industrial kitchen.
This is all eerily similar to a dream I had last night…
Scoring a goal? No smile.
Riding a little red bikey wike? Grin from ear to ear.