By Chris Wright
In which Manchester City goliath Yaya Toure is confronted, evidently for the first time, with the loathsome phrase first proffered into the football lexicon by Sir Alex Ferguson and now repeated ad nauseum by the Shearers and Dixons of this world – ‘squeaky bum time’ – grimly inferring that the anxiety bought about one’s footballing predicament is making one’s sphincter twitch like a bunny rabbit’s nose.
Yaya’s reaction is priceless…
“Squeaky. Bum. Time? Wow.”
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