By Chris Wright
A new, mellifluous spin on the time-honoured medium of Latin goal commentary…
“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLTHIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW, KUN AGUERO TURNED THE TITLE RACE ROUND, I’D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE, JUST SIT RIGHT THERE, WHILE I EXPEL ANOTHER HUGE LUNGFUL OF HOT AIRGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!”