By Chris Wright
After a long, grueling season spent largely serving suspensions and a hectic summer largely spent chasing Spanish shadows at the Euros, here we see Mario Balotelli enjoying his well-earned day of leisure, winding down in St. Tropez – just him, a blonde masseuse, a family-sized bottle of Appletiser (the bubbles tickle his nose!), a hookah pipe and the guy from ‘My Name Is Earl’…
Pre-season training looks like a blast in Marioland.