Snapshot: Mario Balotelli Wusses Out On The Big Bad Log Flume!

Chris Wright

12th, July 2012


By Chris Wright

Here’s yet another holiday snapola from our Mario, in which we see him totally wussing out on the log flume at Gardaland theme park in Verona – notice, if you will, the sweet man-cleavage going on in the top left corner…

What a pansy! Where’s this guy gone?

Not cool Mario, not cool. Allow us to show you how a real man rides a rollercoaster…

Err, on second thoughts… maybe not.

(Image: The Sun)

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  1. SwissMafia says:

    Haha, I was just about to write that this was definitely not balotelli in the picture! But then I realised that the real Balotelli was in fact in the picture. Just hiding behind his friends…

  2. :) says:

    @SwissMafia haha same! i thought it was thge other guy with the blonde mohawk! (who i think might be his brother?)

  3. PumaYaYa says:

    It’s hard to see if they’re wearing some kind of restraint or not.

  4. Alan says:

    I think the restraint’s across their crotch..a black harness sort of thing..

  5. pray4muamba says:

    i think we all thought that guy was mario at first haha

  6. James says:

    Other guy with the blonde mohawk is his brother Enoch. They’re always together.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Thanks for the info. I thought it was a wannabe at first! Although Im sure he still is.

  8. Andy Carroll's Ponytail says:

    Is that Cesare Prandelli bottom right? Cool as a cucumber. Or passed out already. Can’t tell behind the shades.

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