Snapshot: Mario Balotelli Wusses Out On The Big Bad Log Flume!

Chris Wright

12th, July 2012

8 Comments

By Chris Wright

Here’s yet another holiday snapola from our Mario, in which we see him totally wussing out on the log flume at Gardaland theme park in Verona – notice, if you will, the sweet man-cleavage going on in the top left corner…

What a pansy! Where’s this guy gone?

Not cool Mario, not cool. Allow us to show you how a real man rides a rollercoaster…

Err, on second thoughts… maybe not.

(Image: The Sun)

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  1. SwissMafia says:

    Haha, I was just about to write that this was definitely not balotelli in the picture! But then I realised that the real Balotelli was in fact in the picture. Just hiding behind his friends…

  2. :) says:

    @SwissMafia haha same! i thought it was thge other guy with the blonde mohawk! (who i think might be his brother?)

  3. PumaYaYa says:

    It’s hard to see if they’re wearing some kind of restraint or not.

  4. Alan says:

    I think the restraint’s across their crotch..a black harness sort of thing..

  5. pray4muamba says:

    i think we all thought that guy was mario at first haha

  6. James says:

    Other guy with the blonde mohawk is his brother Enoch. They’re always together.

  7. Anonymous says:

    @James
    Thanks for the info. I thought it was a wannabe at first! Although Im sure he still is.

  8. Andy Carroll's Ponytail says:

    Is that Cesare Prandelli bottom right? Cool as a cucumber. Or passed out already. Can’t tell behind the shades.

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