By Chris Wright
Here’s yet another holiday snapola from our Mario, in which we see him totally wussing out on the log flume at Gardaland theme park in Verona – notice, if you will, the sweet man-cleavage going on in the top left corner…
What a pansy! Where’s this guy gone?
Not cool Mario, not cool. Allow us to show you how a real man rides a rollercoaster…
Err, on second thoughts… maybe not.
(Image: The Sun)