By Chris Wright
Here’s Jose Mourinho celebrating Ronaldo’s spawny last-minute winner against Man City at the Bernabeu last night like a kid, all hopped up on blue smarties, timing his charge into the school disco, syncing it up perfectly with the opening drum break of Rey Parker Jnr’s Ghostbusters theme and then completely ruining his trousers and skin with a knee slide of epic proportions*…
Textbook.
(*this may or may not be taken from personal experience**)
(**I’ve still got the scars from the blisters)