Mario Balotelli Celebrates Goal Against Wigan With Shiny New Genghis Khan-Inspired Tattoo (Photos)
By Alan Duffy
(I kept in his nipple ‘cos I know how you like things like that).
When I say Mad Mario celebrated his goal against Wigan with a tattoo, I didn’t mean that he had the tatt done on the side of the pitch at the DW Stadium. In case you were wondering. Instead, the day after that 2-0 win for the Citizens, which saw the Italian striker net his first league goal of the season, Balotelli decided to go with a quote from that loveable rogue Genghis Khan on his chest (apparently made when he was on Parkinson in the ’70′s).
The tattoo reads: “‘I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you”, which in my book does sound a tad overly dramatic for a bejewelled footballer living a rather nice playboy lifestyle, but there you go.
To be honest I think tattoos are becoming the modern equivalent of the mullet for footballers? All seems a bit predictable really. Maybe I’m just too old.
Here’s Mario in the hotseat…
I hate it when people leave the plastic on their furniture.
Photos courtesy of the Daily Mail
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The tatoo, the gold chain, and the parachute pants…..100% class that is.
From the same Genghis Khan that plundered the towns and raped the people of his native Italy?
And what is he wearing?
I wonder is the tat directed at Man City?
What on earth is he wearing in place of trousers? It looks like some kind of horrible diaper or nappy, made out of a huge soiled blanket. It’s giving me the horrors just looking at it.
All that space in his trousers and he has to stick his iPhone down the front of his pants.
I can understand such ample crotch area in a pair of trousers.
As I have an appendage which is so large it needs to be coiled up to fit in a normal pair of baggy jeans, this sort of space is a much needed relief.
Plus it shows girls what a massive cock I have.
Or should that be “am”…
What do you mean ‘native Italy’? His Ghanian…who thinks he’s Italian lol
Looks like he lost a bet to Danny Welbeck in the background there laughing his head off at those ridiculous “pants”.
just because he’s black doesnt mean he look like welbeck, he looks nothing like him
Hey Yolo, you racist f*ck – “his native Italy” means exactly that. Italy is the land of his birth. It’s where he’s from.
@bob uhhm i pretty much live in africa, fairly confident i can spot the difference between the face of one black person and the next. He looks like danny welbeck with a cap on to me, write your own opinion rather that crit others. troll dick
Coming from the guy who founded the biggest contiguous empire the world’s ever seen, that’s quite intimidating. Coming from a buffoon who’s quite good at football it’s just laughable. And that’s why I like him.
“Genghis Khan that plundered the towns and raped the people of his native Italy?” You sure about that one?
@yolo HE says he’s Italian, you knob.
@plops Yes, I am sure as I can be without actually being there. Read any History of Venice text.
Other kid looks fuck all like Welbeck
The other kid is his little brother Enoch.
http://ghanaweekly.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Balotelli-Brothers-2.jpg
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