By Chris Wright
Hearty complimentis to Mario Balotelli, who has just become a father for the first time after his ex-girlfriend Raffaella Fico (this be her) gave birth to a baby girl in Naples this afternoon.
With that in mind, here’s Pies’ official Balotelli fatherhood sweepstake…
Where’s your money going Pies fans?
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God why would a woman as fit as her ever even think about procreating with a man that probably cant even spell his own name. Guess if i was that rich id pull gash like that on the reg. still i feel bad for the little bugger, will have the most athletic genes but she’ll prob be dumb as a rock
The Tevez one seems the most plausible.
Love the bib one. Love balotelli – endless suply of amusing stories
Tom
I’d go for him having it chromed.
He will buy the child a camouflage quad, surely.
Properly guffawed at the thought of Mancini screaming at a baby to grow up and stop acting like a baby. I’m going for that one.
imagine if he grew up after becoming a father and became a mature world class footballer who lived up to his potential.
On second thoughts… I’ll go with Apocolypse.
Swapped for jetski. Well that’s what I’d do if I had a child…
Swapped for a CAMOUFLAGED jetski..