Football Venn: Wayne Bridge Vs Johan Cruyff
By Ollie Irish

The skipper of Team Bridge was snapped smoking a tab whilst on holiday in Miami this week, which means he has at least one thing in common with the great Johan Cruyff.
Cruyff was once a 20-a-day man who thought nothing of puffing away on a tab at half-time and after a match. But then Cruyff was so good a player that he could have injected heroin into his cock at half-time and no-one would have mentioned it.
Other famous footballers who liked a crafty puff include David Ginola, Zinedine Zidane and Michel Platini (see a pattern there?).

















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