1 Waiting with baited breath for the Sunday tabloids to come out to see what trouble he had got himself into this week.
2 The fact that he seemed to be at every Premier League ground every Saturday.
3 Errrr, well, er, impersonating his, er, post-match interviews, of course.
4 Taking sweepstakes on how many defensive midfielders would be on the pitch within 10 minutes of scoring a goal.
5 Beating Germany (anyway