By Ollie Irish
Bellamy considers telling Mancini to “stick job right up arse”
According to Roberto Mancini, Craig Bellamy is “disruptive”.
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Water gets you wet!
Alan Shearer is a terrible pundit!
Arsenal fans like humus!
The chippy Welsh forward has been banned and blacklisted by Man City for his unprofessional attituide, and is currently training on the naughty step, aka with Cardiff City.
The Bluebirds are desperate to sign Bellamy on loan, but he would have to take a pay cut, so who knows where he’ll end up? It’s understood Mark Hughes is also very keen to bring his old mate to Fulham. Zamora and Bellamy up front – that could work. Celtic are also interested.
Whatever, I hope he finds a new club. Football would miss the Bellend and his disruptive antics. He’s a mouthy tool – but he’s our mouthy tool.