Pies Classics: Man City Fan’s Tattoo Predicts 2011 Champions League Win
By Ollie Irish
Remember this guy? I bet he feels AWESOME right now…
Say hello to Manchester City fan Kirk Bradley. He’s 25 years old (hmmm, really? looks more like 35 to me) and he closely resembles a malnourished Fabien Barthez. He’s also from Birmingham - so Man City’s recruitment of plastic fans is coming along nicely.
Check out Kirk’s new tattoo. Yes, that is the Champions League trophy inked on his right gun, accompanied with the legend “Manchester City 2011 Champions League Winners”.
Krazy Kirk expains his tat: “While I was in the pub one night I was saying how I thought we’d win the Champions League next season and my friend turned to me and said ‘If you’re so sure why don’t you have it tattooed?’
“He was obviously joking, so you can imagine his face when I turned around and said ‘OK then!’”
He who laughs last laughs loudest, thought Kirk, not realising that when the laughter has died down, the tattoo would still be there.
A version of this post was first published in August 2009 – well, Kirk, your team got very close, but no cigar
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wow, I knew bloggers were desperate to kick MCFC in the balls, but this site takes the cake…
Great to have you back!!
ps that’s a shit lookalike for Stephen Ireland if I ever saw one!!!
I had the misfortune to stumble upon ‘who ate all the pies’ by accident. What a pile of shit. I won’t be making that mistake again.
What were you searching for to ‘stumble upon’ it??
probably who ate all the dicks
Wow, what an idiot.
Almost as bad as that guy who got Kaka’s face tattoed on his back.
Also, I love the fact that he’s from Birmingham. “ALL CITY FANS ARE FROM STOCKPORT, I MEAN MANCHESTER!!!” no more, right?
Nice one, Ollie.
What a Twat!!!
First for being a Brummy and second of all for being a CITY fan.
MUFC Til i Die!!
I’d like to be first comment to congratulate on being a Grade A numpty, and quote the BBC website in their summary of tonights game:
“The win that secured a top-four finish in the Premier League for Spurs was no more than they deserved as they emerged as the vastly superior side to Manchester City – who must now continue their expensive refurbishment programme in the Europa League.”
I remember this guy ROFL
haha ‘Who ate all the dicks’. CLASSIC!
What a tit !
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……..YID ARMY!!!
Is it just me or does this guy look a bit like a bald Edward Norton, too?
@omar – brilliant. love how smug that twat looks with his tatoo. could change the 2011 into a 2019 and hope for the best
Whats the star on his elbow for maybe he thought they would win the world cup too!!
[...] the first time a City fan has ended up looking a proper clown for life. Why do they do it!? [...]
complete idiot