By Chris Wright
Next up in ‘Backward-Facing Dog News’, we have Dougie; an alert dog that attends Manchester City matches with his epileptic owner Lynne and – unprompted – joins the rest of the City fans in ‘The Poznan’ by turning his hairy little back on the pitch after a goal goes in (though even the Dougster must have refused to celebrate Samir Nasri’s ‘maiden strike’ for the club)….
It’s either the Poznan, or someone in the row behind him has a pound of ground sausage meat stuffed in their pocket – let’s not rule that out.
Interesting fact: Dougie can actually smell Lynne’s seizures coming approximately ten minutes in advance, giving her ample and vital time to prepare.
So there you go.