‘He Looks Like A Georgian Gargoyle’ – Little Ditty About Phil Jones’ Amazing Gurns (Video)
By Chris Wright
“Phil Jones is cracking player but, my god, his boat race is just horrifying. Truly, truly horrifying…”
Video: JD’s Football Songs (thanks to @jamesrmdaly for the nudge!)
“Mwwwaaaaaaahhhhhroooooooooaaaarrrr!!!!”
Suggested further viewing…
10 Photos Of Phil Jones’ Amazing Game Face
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The A-Z Of Football Boot Brands – The Boot Room
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19 Rules Of Playing Football When You're A Kid – BuzzFeed
Chiles, Keane, Dixon & Southgate Preview Madrid vs Dortmund – The False Nine
Brilliant 'Punk Aesthetic' West Ham Artwork – Is Saitch Yer Daddy?
Very American, Not Very Good: The 1971 St Louis Stars – IBWM
Class, pure class…
Scary man