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Sickening Snapshot: Wayne Rooney Suffers Gruesome Gash On Thigh vs Fulham

By Chris Wright

Wayne Rooney had to be taken to hospital after suffering the mother of all gashes to his meaty bits during Man Utd’s win over Fulham today – with Hugo Rodallega’s slashing Rooney’s thigh open in a freak accident…

Thank heavens that Dr Welbeck was on hand to treat the injury…

Now, we have no formal medical training as such, but something here ain’t right. The inside is mainly on the outside.

Seriously though, it would appear that the Roonster will be out for at least the next four weeks while that thing scabs over and heals up.

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By Chris on August 25th, 2012 in Fulham, Injuries, Man Utd. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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7 Responses to “Sickening Snapshot: Wayne Rooney Suffers Gruesome Gash On Thigh vs Fulham”

  1. tops says:

    Luckly they have 6 more strikers to call upon. Berba, chica, wellb, angelo,macheda,rvp.

  2. James says:

    May I be the first to say…

    Fucking aiyas.

  3. __wowza says:

    wellbecks reaction to seeing it was hilarious
    “wayne what’s wron… awwwh fuck!”

  4. Mayo says:

    hahahahaha Welbeck

  5. The Doc says:

    Nah it’s mainly the belly of the quadriceps muscle. If he’s really unlucky he might have sliced a relatively long muscle called sartorious; but knowing how big his legs are, he probably didn’t.

    Large amount of stitches + 2-4 weeks to let the muscle recover; depending on how deep it is.

  6. Kobja says:

    You coud call taht an “Ewald Lienen”. Luckily for Rooney, that would be a Lienen lite…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIWWYOqG_9s

  7. Moxey says:

    Really? No one has made the predictable comment about Rooney having a wide gash on his thighs before with his love of old whores? Well, I’ll make that obvious and juvenile comment then!

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