Carrick crocked before season start


6th, August 2006


Carrick_1 It’s a shame for poor old Man Urinal aint it? First off, they could be missing Paul Scholes and his deft subtle touches and Wayne Rooney (about as subtle as a dogshit in your jeans pocket) after their sendings off in a ‘friendly’. Then of course there is injuries to Rio Ferdinand and John O’Shea. Of course, they still have the most hated man in football, ‘Winker’ Ronaldo and now further woe. Michael Carrick looks likely to miss the start of the season after a lamely limping off after 14 minutes against Ajax. That’s the ‘18.6 times better than Cantona’ Carrick there. On the floor. Doing a Neil Webb. 

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  1. mof gimmer's is an idiot says:

    you an idiot

  2. Matt says:

    Ahhh, that looks like the famous wit of a Man USA fan.

  3. mof gimmers says:

    Me an idiot it would seem.
    Still, I’m having a laugh at Man Urinal’s expense, and I’m sure mofgimmer’s is an idiot (if that’s your real name) will be renewing the old season ticket again this year… or possibly not.

  4. Eric says:

    haha…Manu really struggled to find the net this year! by god didnt they start slowly aswell….