By Chris Wright
“What’s your secret? Fabric softener?”
Should you have slept on it and still woken this morning frothing at the mouth and with half your pillow ingested in the night over Arsenal’s Brazilian numpty, Andre Santos and his ill-advised half-time shirt swap with Robin van Persie at Old Trafford yesterday, now’s your chance to vent your spleen about the whole fiasco.
Pies’ verdict? We couldn’t care less. It was just a shirt. So what? It’s not like you’d expect anything more of Santos. He’s just a bit of a wally. You only have to look at his tattoo to see that.
Then again, we’re not Arsenal fans and we’re heavily hungover so perhaps our apathy is a little tainted.
What did you make of the whole ridiculous farrago folks?