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Snapshot: Dumbass Man Utd Fan Urinates All Over Mario Balotelli’s Car…

By Chris Wright

Despite the camouflage paintjob, unfortunately there’s no mistaking Mario Balotelli’s Bentley – so when these two Manchester United fans came across it parked outside a restaurant in the city, they did the only thing their feeble minds could conjure up and pissed all over it…

BAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNTTTTTZZZZZZ. The second moron then smeared his arse all over the back window…

See? This is why we can’t have nice things.

You’ll be glad to know that the rogue piss artist has since been identified and reported to Greater Manchester Police, who issued him with a warning.

This is all after having his – and we quote – “sunflower seed-sized” tackle mocked by thousands of Twitter users.

Balotelli 1-0 The Sunflower Seed Kid.

(Images via The Sun)

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By Chris on January 29th, 2013 in FAIL, Man City, Man Utd. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

5 Responses to “Snapshot: Dumbass Man Utd Fan Urinates All Over Mario Balotelli’s Car…”

  1. Zam says:

    What freaking twits.

  2. Liam says:

    I don’t think Mario will lose any sleep over it. He’s the kind of guy to join in with them had he caught them.

  3. Si says:

    Liam has nailed it. Mario would have come out, smiled mischievously at the two inbred scamps and then set fire to the car. Preferably whilst the berks will still in close proximity to the blast radius.

  4. brownie says:

    i’m not fully convinced that’s mario’s car

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