By Ollie Irish
Enlightening stuff, if your brand of enlightenment consists of listening to a literal-minded Tim Howard lookalike with no imagination, no personality and full retardation. He bangs on for way too long about devils – fair play if you make it to the end of his dribbling monologue. By his awesome logic, if you support Everton you must worship toffee.
I gave up after two minutes.
Never go full retard: