Good news Man United fans, bad news everyone else. Wayne Rooney and Paul
Scholes are available to start the season after their sendings off in the
friendly against Porto. The
friendly was played in Holland and the Dutch FA’s report to its English
counterparts was delayed in the post, so the duo can play on 20 August against
When the letter finally gets here (bloody useless posties!) the FA will be
inclined to take action, and with both red cards being issued for ‘violent
conduct’, the duo would be set to miss 3 games each.