By Chris Wright
Some #EPIC #BANTZ now from bookmakers Coral, who have cobbled together this spoof of the tale of Arsenal’s “Running Man” – i.e, the Indonesian fan who ran alongside the Gunners’ team bus for five miles before getting to meet his heroes – which sees a portly Wayne Rooney ambling alongside the Chelsea team bus with a burger in his hand, desperate to climb aboard and leave David Moyes far, far behind…
Those Coral wags, eh? Just one big, active LOLcano erupting in hot globs of B-B-B-B-BAAAAAAANT.