By Chris Wright
You better start getting used to this feral, malnourished-looking face (I recommend staring into the eyes of this photo for ten second bursts, once every hour) as it is looking increasingly likely it will be splashed all over your television set during June.
The Daily Mail are reporting that ITV are in ‘advanced talks’ with Gary Neville, with the view of installing the Manchester United defender as a member of their World Cup panel o’ pundits.
Reports that ITV will also have to install a Ratsqueak-to-English translator for the tournament are yet to be confirmed.