By Chris Wright
In which Manchester United’s walkin’, talkin’ punchline, Bebe, systematically fails to put it in the corner after being presented with a 100% vacant goal during Pacos de Ferreira’s (where he is currently on loan) Europa League tie against Fiorentina last night – instead choosing to politely pass the ball gently back to the ‘keeper instead…
His finishing may be complete crud, but you can’t fault the lad’s manners.
(Thanks to Pies fan Lowell for the tip-off)