By Chris Wright
Sky Sports doom-monger Geoff ‘Shreevesy’ Shreeves caught up with hat-trick hero Samuel Eto’o after Chelsea’s rollicking of Man Utd earlier this evening for a few words – sadly, however, those words were in French.
Thankfully, John Terry was on hand to provide the English translation…
Today we learned that John Terry actually refers to himself as ‘JT’ like a bloody 12-year-old.