#PooOrWee???!! – Rio Ferdinand Uses Twitter To Ask The Big Questions

Chris Wright

27th, January 2014

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By Chris Wright

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A few days back, Rio Ferdinand suffered an existential crisis of conviction and was forced to turn to his 5.1million Twitter followers to help settle humanity’s most divisive philosophical quandaries since Andrex asked the nation if we scrunched or folded afore wiping faeces from our hind quarters…

Lest we forget, Rio Ferdinand is a 35-year-old man.