By Chris Wright
The world was rocked – rocked, we tell you – this morning when The Sun ran with a spectacularly bland ‘kiss and tell’ farticle (typo, but it stays) about “Man United’s £30,000-a-week wonder boy” Adnan Januzaj escorting Melissa (above) to Nando’s on a date, spending an apparently derisory £18 and making her pay for the parking.
Apparently, our Melissa was also put out that “stingy” Januzaj turned up wearing a tracksuit and that he didn’t have a flashy car and so on and so forth.
Yep.
Anyway, sensing their moment for some timely PR, the Portuguese peri-peri poultry pedlars have issued Adnan Janujaz with his very own complimentary £50 gift voucher for “the second date”, also advising the youngster to wear something a little more ‘imperial leisure‘ next time…
Hey Adnan, the second date’s on us. (P.S. Maybe ditch the trackies?) #AdNandos pic.twitter.com/6P7MIdOnl7
— Nando’s (@NandosUK) January 27, 2014
Now, as you were. Please continue going about your business.