Horror Hair: Olympiakos’ Paulo Machado Besmirches His Upper Lip With Sleazy Pornstache

Chris Wright

19th, March 2014

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By Chris Wright

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That moustache just screams “sexual misadventure”.

(Photos via @BeardEric, @Sam__Mtz and @adamduerson)

Posted in Champions League, FAIL, Funnies, Horror Hair, Man Utd

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  1. Jarren says:
    March 20, 2014 at 1:09 am

    Last time I saw him he was dressed in leather, singing about being in the navy…

    Joking aside, gotta hand it to the guy. He looks badass!

    Especially as he’s missing the upper part of his right arm.

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  2. Joe says:
    March 21, 2014 at 12:33 pm

    How dare he do this outside November? Doesn’t he know that any attempt to try something different is only acceptable if it is part of a narcisstic campaign with a tenous link to a charitable cause?

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