By Chris Wright
With football obviously on the back-burner this season, Wilfried Zaha has spent his time improving his sponsorship and endorsement portfolio, signing up to become the the face – or, more accurately, the crotch – of a new range of gentleman’s sports underwear designed specifically to offer much-needed support in the “danglies” area.
The support shorts are designed by Harley Street doctor and groin injury expert Dr Jerry Gilmore, and, other than being a fairly nondescript sporting accessory, the Gilmore shorts do have one particularly prominent feature that immediately captures the eye – the “Pubic Symphsis support”, as modelled by Wilf here…
Pubic Symphsis Support? We’re guess “cock awning” didn’t sound technical enough.