Wilfried Zaha Models New Scientific Under-Shorts, Complete With Eye-Catching ‘Pubic Support’ Feature (Photos)

By Chris Wright

With football obviously on the back-burner this season, Wilfried Zaha has spent his time improving his sponsorship and endorsement portfolio, signing up to become the the face – or, more accurately, the crotch – of a new range of gentleman’s sports underwear designed specifically to offer much-needed support in the “danglies” area.

The support shorts are designed by Harley Street doctor and groin injury expert Dr Jerry Gilmore, and, other than being a fairly nondescript sporting accessory, the Gilmore shorts do have one particularly prominent feature that immediately captures the eye – the “Pubic Symphsis support”, as modelled by Wilf here…




Pubic Symphsis Support? We’re guess “cock awning” didn’t sound technical enough.

(Images: Gilmore Support Shorts/thanks to Pies fan @fictional for the tip-off!)