Pot Shot Shit Shock! Did An Extremely Accurate Bird Crap Directly In Ashley Young’s Mouth?

Chris Wright

16th, August 2014


By Chris Wright

We’re not entirely sure what the Premier League’s stance is on Vines of birds potentially crapping in peoples mouths is (there are plenty of niche pay sites for that kind of thing…or so we’ve heard, anyway), but we feel that it’s simply our journalistic duty to show this one to you.

It would appear that Ashley Young may have been subjected to an avian shit-shot against Swansea this afternoon…

Question is: If it wasn’t bird crap, then what the hell was it?

(Via 101GG)