By Chris Wright
The synapse-mummifying tedium of the international break gets to us all, though it affects some more acutely than others.
With that in mind, spare a thought for poor old Phil Neville, who has obviously gone stark raving bananas with boredom – at least if his latest Instagram post is anything to go by…
A window into his soul. He belongs to the madness now.
Farewell Fizzer, we hardly knew ye.