By Chris Wright
Steven ‘Mr Liverpool’ Gerrard put in a sterling captain’s innings against Manchester United at Anfield this afternoon, coming on as a half-time impact sub and promptly getting himself sent-off less than a minute later for stamping on Ander Herrera…
Supposing he gets a three-game ban for his moment of sheer idiocy, that leaves five Premier League games left for Stevie G before he jets off for La La Land.
“Who, me?”
Yes, you Stevie.
Ta ra, la.
What a wally. He better hope he signs off with the FA Cup now.