By Ollie Irish
Hug it out, bitch!
Instead of posting the video highlights of that famous night in Barcelona, which I’m sure you’ve seen a million times anyway, how about getting an earful of Alan Green:
Spine-tingling stuff, even today and even if you’re not a Man Utd/Alan Green fan. Sure beats Clive Tyldesley’s sub-Alan Partridge squeak, any day.
Will tonight’s match be anything like as dramatic? Er, in a word, no. Should still be a cracker though.
“Ribery, ye wonky faced radge – you’re mine tonight, pal. Get ready for a 90-minute ride in my wee shorts pocket. Speedy boarding, if ye like.”