Official: Man Utd Agree £22m Deal To Sign Memphis Depay From PSV

By Chris Wright

All hail Memphis Depay, king of the self-service buffet!

It’s official. PSV have confirmed they have agreed a deal to flog Memphis Depay to Manchester United.

The newly-crowned Eredivisie champions announced the news via their official Twitter feed just minutes ago…

According to initial reports, the deal is worth somewhere in the region of £22million subject to Depay passing a medical at United over the summer.

After catching the eye at the World Cup with the Netherlands, the 21-year-old winger has scored 20 goals in 24 games (but only 4 league assists) for PSV this season – though, of course, impressive Eredivisie scoring records should always be taken with a pinch of salt **cough** Afonso Alves **cough cough**.

How exciting, though his name will always sound like this to us…