Transfer Balls: Manchester United Are Buying Ronaldo And Bale For £157m In A Human Centipede Of News

Paul Sorene

22nd, May 2015

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Ronaldo Bale news

 

Transfer Balls spots a human centipede of balls in the tabloids. The story in The Metro is that Manchester United are going to buy – get this – Gareth Bale and Cristiano Ronaldo. The Metro’s website puts a figure on what would be the worst transfer in Real Madrid’s history:

Manchester United are reportedly plotting a shock £157.3million transfer raid on Real Madrid for Gareth Bale and Cristiano Ronaldo. The Red Devils are determined to win the Premier League next season and believe the duo can earn them the title.

Well, if those boffins at Old Trafford think two of the world’s top half dozen players could help them to the Premier League title, who are we to argue? But how does The Metro know this, what’s its souce?

…Bale, 25, is set for an £85.8m move while Ronaldo would cost £71.5m, according to the Star.

We circle the tabloid plughole and head over to the Daily Star, where news is:

Manchester United are considering a sensational £157m double raid on Real Madrid, according to reports.

Whose reports?

The Metro claim the Red Devils are readying bids for Cristiano Ronaldo and Gareth Bale as they look to bring the superstars back to the Premier League.

Back to The Metro, then.

Continues forever.

Posted in Man Utd, Real Madrid, Transfers & Rumours

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4 Comments

  1. SG says:

    I will platt piss if this ever happens.

  2. ToonArmyMKE says:

    And the Magpies have, out of sympathy, convinced Zlatan and Messi to play for free.

  3. john Brown says:

    Hi, What amazes me is all the crap they post on the football web sites.95% rubbish which brings me to no credibility which begs the question why do the supporters think the latest information is correct! I suppose all this creates jobs for somebody in times of austerity but like the jobs and the function of these web sites which must be to keep an unhappy population ruled by tory division “happy” it surely just serves to highlight todays current affairs status of deceptions.Its time for football fans everywhere to note that Mr Mike Ashley is doing better than most football club owners to keep his sheep in check …I wonder what kind of odds you,ll get on jose moronio having a nervous breakdown before the end of the season?and whats the odds his doctor will want a transfer .Never mind fans tomorrow is just another day . jb

  4. Savage says:

    Yeeeah this was never gonna happen. Pretty stupid article to post

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