10 things more interesting than watching Chelsea v Manchester United

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10th, May 2007

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1 Watching paint dry
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2 Watching Channel 4 property programmes while ignoring a nagging feeling of deja-vu
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3 Attempting to sing Sex Pistols songs in a Jose Mourinho voice
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4 Attempting to sing Sex Pistols songs in a Sir Alex Ferguson voice

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5 Using the internet to researchtumbleweed
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6 Using the internet to research either side’s starting line-up
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7 Watching a long interview with Alan Shearer

8 Googling yourself
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9 Making a DIY zebra out of a horse
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10 Clive Tyldesley
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  1. Steve says:

    I know the match was awful, but worse than a 10 minute Alan Shearer interview? Lets not go nuts here…

  2. Joe says:

    How much cash will Abramograd and Manure fans have laid out for this spectacular farce? I’d feel sorry for them, but if you support such teams it’s generally safe to say they get what’s coming for them. Could have been worse though. It could’ve been commented on BY Tyldesley (dunno if it was, only saw the highlights) and followed by a ten minute boreathon of an Alan Shearer-analysis.

  3. Robert Williams says:

    Glad I ignored the snooze fest and caught up with the the last few episodes of ‘Heroes’ with a nice chilled bottle of vino.