David De Gea will 100% remain a Manchester United player beyond transfer deadline day. This is a universal certainty.
Not our words Carol. The words of the official UEFA Champions League Twitter account…
— Champions League (@ChampionsLeague) September 1, 2015
Christ almighty, even inanimate trophies are #ITK these days.
Apparently it’s got something to do with the deadline for registering Champions League squad additions passing?
Not sure if that sounds entirely correct to us, but hey ho – if it brings the whole saga to an end (albeit temporary) then we’re all for it.