Worst foreign imports XI

Ollie Irish

10th, July 2007


Taibi.jpg Last week we took a look back at the greatest ever foreign players to grace the Premiership, but you can be sure that for every Bergkamp there’s a Boogers who’s just as remembered…but for all the wrong reasons.
So here’s our line up of the worst team of Carlos Kickaballs ever to embarrass themselves in our league before doing the off

Goalkeeper: Massimo Taibi (Manchester Utd)
Who could forget the ‘Blind Venetian’s’ blundering four games at United, which included the embarrassment of a Chris Sutton goal and that Le Tissier pea roller that slipped between his legs. Was popular with the fans…just not United’s
Centre back: Winston Bogarde (Chelsea)
Not sure how good he was at football but he played excellent hardball when it came to stubborn contract negotiations. The Dutchman refused to accept a pay cut by moving to another club and instead collected £40,000 a-week training with the reserves – and even raked in a bonus when his teammates won the FA Cup
Centre back: Elena Marcelino (Newcastle Utd)
For all we know he could have been a girl since no one can actually recall ever seeing him – and his name is Elena. Played 11 games in two years before leaving moaning, “The fans called me a thieving Spaniard and a gypsy who was robbing the club’s cash” – at £700,000 a game, they had a point
Centre back: Jean-Alain Boumsong (Newcastle Utd)
Another centre back from Newcastle Utd says all you need to know about the Geordie’s everlasting defensive problems. But Boumsong even made Titus Bramble look good before surprisingly signing for Juventus while they spent a season in Serie B

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  1. joe says:

    Enrique de Lucas? Bad but maybe not bad enough to break this 11.

  2. John says:

    What about Kleberson? He came in the same season as Ronaldo World Cup medal swinging around his neck and he couldn’t do anything on the pitch. Now he’s in turkey, enough said.

  3. Jon says:

    Don’t worry, I won’t tell The Times that you pinched their line about Thomas Brolin. ;-)

  4. chringle says:

    I think Boogers was fighting for a noble cause when he tried to cripple G.Nev, he merely did what any man would do in that situation.
    As a Forest fan, i’ve seen a lot of shit and it’s hard to not become desensitized, but the worst player I have ever seen play in the premiership is Andreas Silenzi.
    It was like watching an easily startled pony play upfront.

  5. sam says:

    Marco Materazzi at Everton methinks qualifies: 3 red cards in eleven games or something similar?
    Must be something about Italians and the Premiership!

  6. Matthew Burke says:

    Didier Domi played for Leeds in 2003-2004 and he was shit

  7. Del Griffith says:

    Having slightly bent the rules by nominating a Scotsman (Barry Ferguson) for last week’s Best Ever, I’ll slightly bend the rules by nominating a Scotsman (Barry Ferguson)for this week’s Worst Ever. Shall we just say, er, fluctuating form….

  8. al drake says:

    sean dundee at liverpool. at least all the rest actually played in a match

  9. Adam says:

    where do we start…
    you have marcelino elena and boumsong covered…
    oh yes,
    stefane guivarch (newcastle)
    didier domi (newcastle)
    laurent charver (newcastle)
    diego gavilan (newcastle)
    hugo viana (Newcastle)
    albert luque (Newcastle – although he may yet still come good)
    not to mention the fact that michael owen has been on our books for two years now and played 13 games. He needs a good season or he joins this list.
    We just haven’t been good in the transfer market have we?