Here’s football’s vainest man, rolling around seductively on a mattress, for a TV ad for a Portuguese bank. Man, if he was chocolate – even crappy chocolate, like the sort you get in Kinder eggs – he would definitely eat himself.
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I’m sorry – I don’t see any “rolling around on a mattress”. I also don’t see the big deal; he’s a popular footballer with a lucrative career… why do people hate him so much?
Jealous Much????
I guess Ollie is fantasizing about Ronaldo rolling around in bed…
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
I guess Ollie is fantasizing about Ronaldo rolling around in bed…
Not that there is anything wrong with that.