Wayne Rooney Cheated On Pregnant Coleen With Prostitute
By Ollie Irish
THIS is Jenny Thompson, a tramp-stamped hooker with a mannish face who claims to have conducted a sordid affair with Wayne Rooney behind the back of his pregnant wife Coleen. Oh dear, a lot of shit is about to hit a very big fan. The bright side: at least she’s not a grandmother.
The Mirror reports (for the good of the public):
“The £100,000-a-week Manchester United and England icon slept with brunette Jennifer Thompson, 21, seven times over four months.
And, astonishingly, he even flaunted her on a string of dates to VIP haunts in Manchester, including bars, clubs and the city’s 235 Casino.
Last night a humiliated Rooney was confessing his disgrace to childhood sweetheart Coleen, who took him back in 2004 after the Sunday Mirror twice exposed him for cheating on her with prostitutes.
Rooney now expects betrayed Coleen to throw him out of their £5million mansion in Cheshire and begin moves for an explosive divorce. He told a pal yesterday: ‘My life is in ruins…I’ve been so stupid. Coleen won’t forgive me this time. She will leave me.’”
This last quote is most likely fabricated (rolls eyes at the ‘pal’ source) but the sad things is, if the kiss-and-tell turns out to be true – and it should be stressed that at the moment it’s just her word out there – Coleen may well forgive her repulsive husband again.
This is England: super injunctions, f*ck-and-tell hookers, moral bankruptcy. Makes you proud. So proud.
A dramatic reconstruction, with the role of the lady-whore played by football’s favourite man-whore:
And Fergie’s face when he hears about this:
Wasp-flavoured Chewits.
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Call me old-fashioned but i am an asian and here in asia the general concensus i would think is that people dont go around sleeping with each others mates or wifey…and its appalling to hear when the BPL players are always caught with their pants down…i mean it has to be the culture…of course one black sheep does not make the whole population but that sheep could just be an indication of that population whether they choose to admit it or not…its like a glass of wine and little tipsy and then go…i mean surely there is better self control and the moral implication that would have gone through the minds during just before the said point of incident…sad but true…
Wow, I truly fucked that one up.
FIRST COMMENT lol
Any more naked pictures of Larissa Riquelme?
Spot on. What p****s me off is when the idiot england players tell us we shouldn’t question their commitment. I presume when they say that they don’t think beyond what they do on the pitch cos it clearly isn’t crossing their tiny minds when they are putting it about off the pitch. They have the minds of tiny goldfish . . . housed in their pants, to keep falling into the same traps. Or else they are just supremely arrogant. Overturn the other super injunctions I say. How can it not be in the public interest to get to the bottom of why our national team are so pants?!
I’m not sure you can FilmFour-ise this headline with ‘this is england.’ There are still plenty of England layers that haven’t allegedly slept with hookers/old women/blow up dolls/edwina curry.
If it is true, could this in anyway explain Rooney’s poor form? It’s possible, although he is the type of player who is professional enough to completely immerse himself in the game.
Shrek, you are a f*cking disgrace. Just because you play for the Biggest Club in the World ™, does not give you the right to bring our clubs good name even lower than it already is.
Shame on you.
I would not be worried about the prostitute the look on Wayne,s face
wonders what Ronaldo was doing?
nah this is the real Rooney, very lucky to man utd to have this Chicken worm player, ha ha! keep on rooney, go and find chicken,, more and more! do all the best!
That pic of Rooney and ronaldo.. Neally choked on my bacon sarnie. Classic work!
so thats where his ball skills went no wonder he was a walking bag ofshit at the world cup !
idiot – she is the only decent, honest wag around.
Do the maths…
Teenaged (when first became famous) sports wonder + massive fame + shedloads of cash + let’s be honest, probably not astrophysicist intellect + more tarts on hand than every M&S Simply Food counter in the country put together IS, more often than not, gonna lead the likes of Our Wayne being led astray once too often. With everyone from his wife to his club to his national team paying for it for who knows how long.
But why are they always such OBVIOUS trollops? You seen the one that Ribery and Benzema are facing criminal charges in France over? No taste, these modern footballers….
Is it just me or is it about time England dropped and forgot about this dreg of society? Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big football fan, but as an avid England supporter, we just do not this kind of publicity. If it’s true, and I was Capello, I’d be looking at other options. We’re not all about Rooney you know!
Brasses are brasses and need to keep their mouths shut. Justice for Wayne Rooney
Oviously i’m joking, but hey! at least he isnt a cricketer.
@ Nathan- so he should drop Terry and Cole while he’s at it then?
bored of this now, I am an everton fan and quite honestly hate judas rooney but I do not care which skank he is banging this week. I would not care is any of the everton players were sleeping with skanky hookers, rugby union hookers or the finest welsh sheep he is a footballer but he also entitled to a personal life.
Syndex you said it all. I couldn’t feel any more “meh!” about this if I tried.
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WAYNE ROONEY IS A FUCKING DISGRACE TO ENGLAND! GET HIM THE FUCK OFF THE TEAM HE’S NOTHING BUT A POUTING OVERRATED CHAV. i’m sorry but i cant not stand fookin razza.
jesus christ he fails in SA and fails in bed. he has terrible form and the only goal he scored was a PK last weekend, that’s just stupid.
ROONEY=FOOKIN SHYTE
Wayne Rooney must like mannish-faced girls because to be honest, Colleen does have a mannish-face too. Maybe he’s leaning towards gay. LOL
This bich is pretty as nuclear war!
Wife of Runy founded she for husband!
sean don’t be a moron. just because you’re some useless scouser or whatever, rooney is clearly an asset to england. he was a star so got a lot of crap over him but we all saw every england player was equally hopeless in south africa.
and we all know rooney ain’t messi or ronaldo, nowhere near really, but england has such pitiful alternatives up front that unbelievably rooney is THE creative cog that actually gets the teams some goals.
who cares…leave him alone, he’s entitled to a private life of his own
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IT IS JUST THAT THIS PIKEY GIPSY GOT COUGHT WIT HIS PANTS DOWN.
CHUCK HIM OVER A CLIFF WITH THE BALL BETWEEN HIS LEGS!!!!!!!
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He is entitled to a private life, it’s like the tabloids are trying to destroy the england and they say they support the team
Yes, drop ‘em. Terry, Cole, Rooney drop ‘em. We need a boss with balls and players with discipline. Players have every right to a private life but when their ‘indiscretions’ are in the papers it’s not private any more, is it? Sir Alf would have had the guts to drop ‘em and let the moaners do their worst. England are a joke, the fans deserve a team we can be proud of. We’re used to seeing them lose, it’s being ashamed of them that’s new.
this is the real rooney characther, ‘Chicken worm’
I hope the tax man gets her/she gets them out in fhm
it’s sad he paid for this, she should have been free with a free dose of the herp.
the worst thing for his cause of colleen taking him back is the joint visit to the vd clinic to make sure he didn’t give her anything. condom or no.
makes me think of the role model song by eminem
“i have genital warts and it burns when i pee, don’t you want to grow up to be just like me?”