There was some very camp behaviour in the weekend’s Premier League matches. Match of the Day 2 showed some footage of Kolo Toure (in the words of Adrian Chiles) "mincing off" a hip injury. Didier Zokora also did something a bit strange when Franck Queudrue accused him of diving. And then there was John O’ Shea.
Having given the ball away in midfield, O’Shea chased back after Julio Baptista. Once Baptista made it to the penalty area, O’Shea seemed to resign himself to the inevitable and just start skipping instead. You can see Skippy O’Shea about 5 mins 30 secs into this video.