The BIG Football Vote: Which Club Will Sign Wayne Rooney From Man Utd?

Ollie Irish

20th, October 2010

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By Ollie Irish

Money makes Wayne’s World go round

Spin the Wonderful Wayne Rooney Wheel of Destiny…


Me, I went for Real Madrid – just because I think United will do everything they can to sell to a foreign club, rather than an English rival, and also because Karim Benzema + cash in exchange for Rooney seems like a decent move for all parties concerned. The only sticking point would be Rooney’s desire to keep his young family settled in the north-west of England.

Who did you vote for and why?

PS. Arsenal fans about to write, “But why iz there no Arsenal option?! Ollie Irish is a idiot! LOLZ!”, can jog on. Arsene Wenger would NEVER sign Rooney.

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19 Comments

  1. busker rhymes says:

    ajax, they have the best brothels

  2. I’ve had a very uneducated guess that he’ll stay at united. not because i’m a deluded united fan but because i think the transfer request was (in part) down to contract negotiations,

    United cannot match other offers so fergie has called Rooney’s bluff. “off you go then” but will leave an offer for him if he wants to save his career rather than give it more upheaval

  3. Trololololo says:

    FUCK YEAH AJAX! Straight swap for Suarez. Everybody’s happy.

  4. deckard says:

    who gives a fuck where he’s going people, he’s the most over-rated piece of crap in the history of the sport.

    but if i had to a swipe at it i’d say jose is already playing it clever and seeing higuain has more chances of banging florentino perez’s wife then scoring in the champions league, i’d say the fat foon is madrid bound. but they’d be much better off getting a real killer like llorente or muller.

  5. Adam FJ says:

    Totally agree with Sean Farrell’s comment above

  6. Jason says:

    But why iz there no Arsenal option?! Ollie Irish is a idiot! LOLZ!

  7. shay says:

    Straight swap for Suarez? You must be joking. Suarez plus Van Der Wiel and some cash.

  8. Fellaini's Fro says:

    Doesn’t matter where he goes, just as it involves Suarez, Gourcuff, and Lloris/Stekelenburg showing up at old trafford. And preferably not benzema, always thought he was a bit overrated

  9. Zedie says:

    He’ll probably go to Real or possibly City or Chelsea if straight cash starts getting chucked about.

    Rooney has never been one to hold onto loyalties too long (Everton/scouse land, England fans, his bird, his kid, his hoes etc).

    Man U havent got the money to compete, neither have Barca. Wenger would never sign fat head although id be interested to see how he would play in our team.

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  11. Ty says:

    Return to Everton?

  12. The 100% Greek says:

    Rooney probably stays at ManUtd after all….

  13. yeeeeeeeah says:

    I voted for him to join city. The reason is simple, I don’t want him in Madrid.

  14. pieman says:

    Everton: I think Rooney is sick of the comercialisation of football, feels he has earned enough for himself and his simple life loving fammily and wants to return to where his career began.

  15. The Old Campaigner says:

    Chelsea, he’s too dumb to go abroad, he wouldn’t last 5 minutes. Reminds me of Rushy being asked about Italy: “It’s like a different country”.

  16. Eddie The Red says:

    TOC: Well, Beckham managed it and he’s not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.

  17. BUBBER GUMP SHRIMPIN BOA says:

    Hes another greedy bastard like the rest.Stick him on a building site shoveling shit for £5 an hour.see how long the onion head lasts.all the bastards should be shot.I wish i was a football player.

  18. raven23 says:

    Real Madrid or Barca.

  19. Travis KOP says:

    i say chelsea for spite

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