10 songs for Wayne Rooney to learn before he quits guitar

Ollie Irish

28th, February 2008

With The Sun reporting that Wayne Rooney is ditching his guitar to take up the drums because he is finding the guitar too difficult, here are 10 songs we reckon Wazza should master before flogging his instrument.
1 Stick In The Middle With Roo
The abortive 2006 World Cup song in his honour.
2 Bohemian Rhapsody
The unofficial soundtrack to Wayne’s World.
3 All Together Now
Everton’s 1995 FA Cup final song.

4 Roxanne
A little ditty about prostitutes.
5 U.G.L.Y.
Roo ain’t got no alibi.
6 Mustang Sally
Roo has already mastered the Wilson Pickett hit on karaoke now he just needs to learn the licks.
7 Move, Move, Move (The Red Tribe)
A United classic for Rooney to impress with.
8 I’m A Believer
And anything else off the Shrek soundtrack for that matter.
9 Colleen
A quick Google search tells me that R&B singer Amanda Marshall has a song with this title that Rooney can borrow.

10 F**k The World

Seems to be reciting the lyrics every time the TV cameras catch him.

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