Shit Lookalikes – Luciano Spalletti and a peanut
Roma boss Luciano Spalletti’s smooth but ever so bumpy cranium makes him a Shit Lookalike for a peanut. Come this evening Roma players might be wishing it had been left to a peanut to conduct their coach’s pre-match interviews since Spalletti has taken it upon himself to antagonise Manchester United.
He said: “United are the best team in the world, but it’s a long time since they got a very important win abroad. They’re fantastic at Old Trafford, but they never dominate a match away. They are very good on the counter-attack, but they aren’t good at controlling games.”

















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