By Ollie Irish
“Who ya tryin’ to mess with – don’t you know I’m loco?”
Rafael may be small and cherubic but he’s got balls the size of his own head. Approximately. And after the Brazilian young’un eyeballed Tevez in the Manc derby, United fans love him even more. And that’s how you treat a Judas.
Or, as occasional Pies contributor Alex Netherton said to me with typical elan, Rafael “showed Tevez up as a light-blue Winterburn who wears a travel pillow”. Loving that.