Football shorts: Blackburn seal Danny Simpson loan deal, Wes Sneijder out for three months, Craig Bellamy still a dick
Tuesday’s soccer-shaped smorgasbord
Real Madrid midfielder Wesley Sneijder’s knee injury will rule him out for three months, a relief to the player who had feared a longer absence. Tests showed Sneijder did not tear ligaments when he was challenged by Arsenal’s Abou Diaby in a friendly. [Canadian Press]
Alex Ferguson is a secret film buff [The Spoiler]
Blackburn sign Man Utd defender Danny Simpson on season-long loan deal. Hmm, Paul Ince calling in a favour there? [BBC]
West Ham striker Craig Bellamy is at the centre of a police inquiry after a foul-mouthed bust-up with a female fan during last night’s 5-3 friendly win at Ipswich. Ah, welcome to the new season [Mirror]
A handy recap of C-Ron’s ex-girlfriends [The Offside]
Piers Morgan On Twitter, The 'Highlights' – The FCF
Goodbye And Good Luck: European Football Weekends – The Last Post
January Transfer Window Horseshit Infographic – Bootiful Game
Umbro's New Universitario De Deportes Home Shirt Is Beautiful – TBG
Sexual Adventures Of Demarcus La Shonda – Fitba Thatba
A Year In Non-League Football Photos – Pitch Invasion
Who The Big Four (And Liverpool) Should Sign In January – The FCF
Top 5 Footballing Candidates For Prime Minister – OTP
Why Belgium Will Win The 2018 World Cup – SOTB
Top 10 Goalie Goals – The Coin Toss
