C-Ron voted “ultimate gay icon”
An online survey of 3,000 gay men voted C-Ronaldo the ultimate gay icon.
A spokeswoman for www.gaygolddiggers.uk.com said:
“Ronaldo’s ripped body, slicked-back hair, shiny white teeth and jewellery swung the votes his way. He looks like any gay man or woman’s dream.”
Yeah, he also looks like a frickin’ Guido. Anyhoo, this is a great victory for football – especially when you consider that C-Ron beat off stiff competition (ahem) in the form of Kylie Minogue, Elton John and The Village People.
David Beckham could only manage 7th spot in the list. Becks is losing his mojo, clearly.
[Shout to Machochip]