Champions League dreams: All I want is a Man Utd v Barcelona final

Not another Man Utd v Chelsea power struggle, please
Dear Jim,
Please can you fix it for me so that Manchester United play Barcelona in this year’s Champions League final. I don’t think I can sit through another 90 minutes + of Man Utd v Chelsea, and would really really like to watch a proper football match played by two proper football teams. Please, this means a lot to me.
thanks,
Ollie
Jim replies: Uuurgh-neuurghhhhhh, now then, now then etc etc.